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"My God they've aged badly!" was my first thought. Our year was having a reunion at the Breakspear Arms pub. "Hang on, that's not them that's a bunch of ageing, gay bikers" was my next thought. Sure enough a peep round the corner revealed......Jim Wilkins! He looked in great shape and had achieved the extraordinary result of growing massively taller since he left school. Otherwise though, he was exactly as I remembered him.

 
   
In fact pretty much everyone was just how I remembered them, though a few had gone on to wide screen vision. Some I had met at previous reunions and some I hadn't seen since the day we left school, yet within half an hour it was like any other day at Haydon, meeting up with your friends and swapping gossip on whoever was out of earshot.

    This was my third reunion. At the first I was happily married. By the second I was going through a horrible divorce and at this one I was happily married to wife number two. I'm not sure it is safe to attend a fourth one. Still I wasn't alone. I'm told we were a pretty good year for sport, an exceptional one for being sociable and average academically. To these core competencies we can now add highly skilled at multiple marriages. Well done year!

 
    As a life long teetotaller I got to watch my classmates as they got thoroughly pissed. As a year we make very amiable drunks (especially some of the girls, you know who you are!) [Would that be Angela McGrath? -Ed]. Like any reunion as the evening wore on out came the stories of who once snogged whom at the Interspin Disco.

 
    The teaching profession was represented by John Hawley. I was tempted to throw him a question on the underlying strata of the Cheviot Hills but instead had a very pleasant chat about his retirement. It made me realise that with a few notable exceptions, we were lucky to have such great people as our teachers.

 
    I can hear you saying names, names, give me gossip! Well if you were there you got the gossip, if you weren't then more fool you. A few snippets of information just to let you know how we are progressing as a year. Sean Cunningham is now Chief Inspector of the CID for a large part of London (God help London!), Chris Kendell is prospering as a successful business man and won the "Posiest Car at the Reunion" award. Author Catherine Ruhland continues to provide inspiration to the aspiring writers among us. Hasina Dharamsi (as was) now lives the life of Reilly out in the States. Reilly (as in Gez) now lives the same life but back here in Blighty. Jamie Cant still has the most unlikely sideburns in London. I found him standing at the centre of five or six beautiful women all discussing why he has such weird sideburns. Didn't seem much of a mystery to me!

 
    Anyway that's a mere drop in the ocean of what went on. Make sure you are at the next one but if you see me there don't ask me how the divorce is going!
 
       
    SNOBs man on the spot: Graham Wheal